Goblin II Dildo

Meet The Goblin II... You loved the original troublemaker. You told us it was good. You told us it was really good. And then (because you're all absolutely feral in the best possible way) you asked us to make it bigger. So we did. The Goblin II is everything you already loved about its chaotic little sibling, just... more. More girth, more presence, more of that signature bumpy texture that made the original such a fan favourite. Think of it as the same goblin that went to the gym and didn't skip shaft days. What's actually different though? A flared head that means business. That dramatic ridge isn't just for the aesthetic. It's there to make sure you feel every single moment of every transition. On purpose. Very much on purpose. A gloriously bumpy topside texture you already know and love. More girth throughout. The Goblin II runs noticeably thicker than its predecessor at every point, so if you've been quietly wondering whether you were ready for more (you know who you are), this is your sign. The colour? That was you. You voted, neon green and neon blue won, and honestly it suits the chaos goblin energy perfectly. We couldn't have picked better ourselves. The Goblin II. Brought to life by @srirachaskrimps and finished off in neon green and neon blue because you all collectively said so and who are we to argue.